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Sammy the strawberry

Sammy the strawberry is an amazing and outstanding guy who keeps the students of robloxian high healthy by threatening them
Sammy the strawberry: HEY KIDS ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY???
robloxian highschoolers: YAY SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY EVERYONES FAVORITE STRAWBERRY IS HERE TO MAKE SURE WE STAY HEALTHY BY THREATENING US!! YAY!
by Hey guys it's Nicole November 30, 2018
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Sammy Stephens

Owner of the infamous Flea Market Montgomery and creator of the Flea Market Rap. After being glorified on Youtube and the Ellen Degeneres show, he achieved god-like status and now watches over the internets.
Flea Market... Montgomery... it's just like... it's just like... a Mini... MALL! - Sammy Stephens
by Rikus August 14, 2007
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salsa sammy

When your boyfriend dumps salsa on your ass before tenderly fucking you
Dude imma give you a rough salsa Sammy tonight
by Jimmysmith February 11, 2015
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Inverse Sammy Swoop

When a Sammy brother is forced to walk the girl he wants to hook up with to a cooler frat so she can get with a guy there. The opposite of the Sammy Swoop.
Elliot: “Josh, are you in for poker”
Josh: “I can’t. I told Sophie i would walk her to 4K she wants to hang with those guys
Elliot: “Classic Inverse Sammy swoop
by jawnthebaptist March 22, 2020
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Saucy Sammy

When your friend named “Sam” has achieved the right to be dubbed with a dope title
Sam- “Hey man, I can pay for your lunch today, I gotchu

Friend of Sam- “You have achieved the title ‘Saucy Sammy’”
by saucyg July 13, 2020
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Sammy Love

When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.
I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.
by ToyBuddha March 8, 2017
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The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010
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