Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

satire

The art of sarcasm typically directed from events that take place in the world. Much like a caricature of the human race. Usually it is done through comedy, but sometimes it is just as serious as the event itself. South Park is know for its satirical episodes. The Terry Schiavo case being one that sticks out.

Someone: "Did you see the South Park episode about the people coming back from the future and taking all the jobs away from the citizens because they worked for much less?"

Somebody: "Yes, it was chock full of satire about people complaining of immigrants and outsourcing."

by Nest December 17, 2005

saltine

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.

That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!

by hustlerballer April 28, 2006

Satire

A way of comedy, this way of comedy is when the person using it is either not serious and plays a role or it can be seen as 'rude' comedy

Did you see that new FilthyFrank video? That was pure satire.

by Khydronic May 24, 2016

Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.

Me: Dare
You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!

by C.Rose.S February 14, 2012

Saltine Cracker

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021