salt

Who the fuck took a can of salt and threw it at my cervix
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generally describes an irritated person, or someone who is in a bad mood.
Can be a noun, verb or an adjective.
Paul was such a salt that he could not enjoy himself.
Spano salted everyone's plans when he left to do a bid.
Who are those salts?
by Maurice Cheeks February 27, 2005
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adj.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
"SALT, I forgot my lighter."

"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."

"Salt, there's only one left."
by Sphinctersayswhaat? January 30, 2012
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Also: sodium chloride, pepper mate, SAWLTAY!

An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)

It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."

Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."

Cause we all know white is the new disco.

Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.

Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).
"Aww salt! I couldn't cop those moves if I changed my name to Jamal Jones."
by Kohlburn May 04, 2004
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by PicklesMcGee March 21, 2006
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1. That which causes, or is often blamed for, an individual to act unnecessarily and innapropriately bitter, sad, irritable, or angry, especially in a situation where all other involved parties can remain calm and nonchalant. Derived from the presence of salt in tears, and the high salt content in brain fluids during episodes of high irritation.

2. A statement or action of shameless over-retaliation.

2. The condition of being salty.

3. That which makes things salty.

4. An exclamation used in response to a blatant presence of salt or act of salt.

5. The perfect thing to say to someone to embarrass them after you've pissed them off by being a dick and/or pussy.
Derek is no fun to joke around with, because he has too much salt in his system.

I was giving Derek shit about throwing like a girl, and he punched me in the stomach. But I couldn't even respond to his salt because I was too busy laughing at his girly-ass punch.

"Yo Derek, I had sex with your mom!"
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...SALT!"
by ARHS November 25, 2005
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Meaning they are wrong after being sure they are correct. It is another way to say burn

Variations:Feeling saly, Wipe that salt off your shoulder
Tristian-"I know i got an A on the test"
*Handed a D*
Jennifer-"SALT"
by Tori V. December 20, 2007
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