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Salad Tossing 

When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole
"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"
Salad Tossing by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

salad tossing 

The liberal equivalent of teabagging. I.e., when the liberal element in the Democratic party challenges Democratic politicians from the Left, especially in primaries.
The Democrats sure gave Joe Lieberman a salad tossing when they gave the nomination to Ned Lamont.

salad tossing 

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments
salad tossing by Madison August 12, 2004

Salad Tossing 

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

Salad tossing 

When you jump up and every thing jiggles until everything is numb. Then somebody eats your ass
I gave my girlfriend a good salad tossing
Salad tossing by Keryeet November 2, 2018