Salad Shooter

A cleveland steamer performed after a three-day steady diet of canned corn.
Visible corn in the fecal matter is required before the acts can be distinguished.
Rachelle preferred her partner to eat only Jolly Green Giant Niblets before he gave her a salad shooter.
by Eccles February 07, 2005
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A vegitarian who has diaria.
by Leon February 27, 2003
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A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.
Dude: *heavy sigh*
Chick: "Salad shooter?"
Dude: "Ugh. Salad shooter."
by NutBoii November 30, 2011
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Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.
Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.
by E2thaP2thaMD September 08, 2008
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A salad shooter is usually a vegan individual that consumes too little food prior to a night of heavy drinking, karaoke and or playing video games, specifically Dance Dance Revolution.

The "shooting" occurs about an hour later, unexpectedly, when the victim pukes suddenly - coating windows, walls and soaking clothing with bile and shredded carrot bits.
"Last night was turbo fun, until Emmanuel went all salad shooter in my car."
by claw_machine March 20, 2010
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In the gay community, the 2nd Lieutenant to a Gaybo Watson, but not quite yet of the Fagasaurus Rex stature. A Salad Shooter is often delegated more menial tasks, such as eating ass and rubbing Ben Gay on sore rump roasts. Alas, the Salad Shooter must earn his keep the old fashioned gay way if he ever hopes to achieve Fagasaurus Rex super stardom.
"Garth, when in the world is Bootsie Bob gonna promote you? Sweetheart, you've been a Salad Shooter for way too long!"
by Scotty Smith October 30, 2007
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When one is smoking pot through a one-hitter or pipe and sucks in a chunk of ash.
Ackk! Cough ! Cough ! Dude, I just got a total salad shooter off of that.
by Tim Maiani January 15, 2009
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