stanasaurus

This is a huge guy named Stan that resembles a dinosaur in stature, tall, girthy, and fleet of foot.

Did you see that huge dude named Stan, he was a monster or better yet a stanasaurus rex.

by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

Swagasaurus-Rex

(Swag-uh-sohr-us-rehcks) n.
1. A person who contains and unfathomably large amount of Swag.

"DUDE! That person is such a Swagasaurus-Rex. I can't fathom how much Swag they have!"

by Spartan'Abs October 18, 2010

satinsaurusrex

the arch enemy of raptor jesus he lived in prehistoric heaven but was thrown to the depths of prehistoric hell he is the dinosaur equivilent of satin

omg look at satinsaurusrex he made it onto urban dictionary

by church of raptorjesus March 26, 2009

sexasaurus

A character in R. Kelly's second favorite role play which features a jungle-like Jurassic Park atmosphere. Guests in R. Kelly's fanstasy will experience jungle love calls and ridiculous innuendo, which is said by some listeners to be "hot."

This scenario takes a close second to R. Kelly's favorite role play, most well known as "You be the potty".

"Well, what animal in the zoo would you like to be?"

"I'll be the sexasaurus."

by lcross April 21, 2008

Sarahsaurus

Mythical creature noted for it's speed and strength. Also breathes fire and travels the world in search of gold.

"Omg what was that super-fast fire-breathing thing that just ran by?"

"Dude! Have you never seen a Sarahsaurus?"

by glucose-glucose February 22, 2010

Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

by hobosd August 7, 2009

slavasaurus

A slav who is old as fuck

The slavasaurus makes for the best hate-crime target because they are too weak and fragile and hated to defend themselves or for their mysterious death to result in legal consequences for you. Some day soon, we will hopefully suceed in our holy mission to eradicate all slavish lifeforms from this once pristine slav-free planet.

by Bad C dev September 30, 2021