runcher

Arising from a wasted slurring of the two wonderful words "rug muncher", a runcher is someone who devours something with the voracity of a lesbian on heat piling mouth first into pussy.

Related to the mysterious and as yet undefined "duncher"...

"Yo, you are a such a fucking runcher!"
"He runched that down"
"Im so goddamn runchy today!"

by JM 2201 February 12, 2006

Ronched

To be heavily under the influence of marijuana.

Yo, did you see Ellison's eyes when he came to work? Kid looked ronched.

by Roacho420 September 20, 2010

Cool Ranched

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...

Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!

by teh eXodus June 30, 2009

runchled

Annoying creases or other ill fitting bits of clothing. Especially socks or tights.

Mummy, I don't want to wear these tights because they're too runchled.

by Lyrabee September 15, 2017

ranched

to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'

by lars43 February 23, 2009

ranched

to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her

by ranched September 5, 2016

Raunched

The act of being extremely horny and willing to do almost anything.

Johnny was so Raunched out last night

by pscott1981 October 14, 2017