rumbo

A mixture of rum and cola, normally premixed.

I downed a case of rumbo's last night

by JTN December 3, 2005

Rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover (clitoral)

Rachel: Hey Andy, how come you're walking so funny?
Andy: I was making out with this girl last night for like four hours and she gave me a massive rubover dude.

Nick: Zack, why are you wearing gym shorts to work this morning?
Zack: I have a pretty severe rubover and can't have my jeans scraping on it all day.

by Mr. Base October 4, 2010

Rutbombing

Shamefaced continual thread hi-jacking on an internet forum, usually characterised by grandiose boasts made on a scale that would have made Pinocchio himself blush.

Rutbombing is ultimately defined by these claims being, often instantly and with embarrassing ease, refuted by skeptical fellow forum members

"You are learning to play the guitar? Well check-out this youtube clip of me playing Beethoven's concerto number 5"

"Oh rly? Well in that case, would you mind please explaining why the pianist featured in that clip is clearly of African origin and you are as white as a f**king sheet? Enough of the incessant Rutbombing, you lying little fink!"

by Super Cooper April 22, 2009

Rumbone

When a male consumes alcohol and his penis cannot get fully erect.

my girlfriend hates to give me a bj when I drink hard liquor, I end up with a rumbone, and she has to suck on it forever, and it still wont get hard!!!

by shiatbiatch September 10, 2010

Rubondese

A tribe of indigenous people living on the southeastern coast of Africa

Mostly forage for nuts and hunt local animals to sustain food supplies.

Johnson: Oh, yeah I visited the Rubondese area last year, a great vacation spot

Richard: Who are the Rubondese?

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by Throoda January 13, 2022

Rolling Rubout

Masturbating while you drive

The cop pulled me for broken taillight, and caught me doing a rolling rubout to Pornhub videos

by Dixon Normus 4U July 2, 2017

rubonix

a FAT COW who eats other peoples food even when theyve already have put it in their mouth.

man that guy ate my food while i was trying to swallow it, man hes such a RUBONIX!

by NEILESH VORA January 11, 2009