rugby league is a game for soft c**ks that want to fell peoples balls and stick there fingers up other players ass!! who wants to play a game where one guy stickes his head up 2 other players ass then so on and so on!
person 1: did you watch the rooters rugby league game?
person 2: na man im not in to gay sports! i would rather watch port power win a game then watch that!!
person 2: na man im not in to gay sports! i would rather watch port power win a game then watch that!!
by jordan rodgers January 14, 2009
A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.
Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."
Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."
Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob March 29, 2005
a crap overrated game which the Queenslanders and New South welshmen like, along with taking it up the arse, having no necks, and being fat.
contary to what queenslanders and new south welshmen think, nobody actually likes them or there shitty sport, there just stuck up, because they always have a huge johnson up there ass.
all the other states in australia, follow the better code (AFL.) as they can see past rugby's: boring, testicle grabbing regime.
Rugby is the only game in the world in which you get rewarded for kicking the ball out of play which further adds to its shittyness.
also the players partake in the pre game ritual known as "sucking the umpires johnson" this is a symbolic act to portray there lack of manlihood.
contary to what queenslanders and new south welshmen think, nobody actually likes them or there shitty sport, there just stuck up, because they always have a huge johnson up there ass.
all the other states in australia, follow the better code (AFL.) as they can see past rugby's: boring, testicle grabbing regime.
Rugby is the only game in the world in which you get rewarded for kicking the ball out of play which further adds to its shittyness.
also the players partake in the pre game ritual known as "sucking the umpires johnson" this is a symbolic act to portray there lack of manlihood.
rugby league is a boring game that won't amount to anything outside NSW and QLD in australia.
Rugby league is like watching drugged up pro restlers at a huge gay bar trying to get the umpires johnson up there ass's.
Rugby league is like watching drugged up pro restlers at a huge gay bar trying to get the umpires johnson up there ass's.
by peter6666 October 04, 2006
A tediously boring game. popular in 2 states of Australia, Northern parts of the UK and Papua New Guinea, where 13 men of similar build run into each other five times then kick it to each other.
Rugby League used to have possession for the ball but the fans, most with the attention span of a gnat, didn't like it. Now the only competition for the ball happens when the coin is tossed at the start of a game.
For more information on rugby league see: gang rape drug using/dealing criminal rehabilitation
Rugby League used to have possession for the ball but the fans, most with the attention span of a gnat, didn't like it. Now the only competition for the ball happens when the coin is tossed at the start of a game.
For more information on rugby league see: gang rape drug using/dealing criminal rehabilitation
by Everlovin' Antichrist July 01, 2004
A form of "rugby" invented by stupid northerners because they were too stupid to be able to understand the offside rules. Because of this there are no rucks, if you tackle someone you have to bugger off and let them have the ball back again.
Oh, I am a woman, I can't understand offside rules. I know lets invent a form of rugby for stupid people
by iamnotclverenoghtoknowmyname[yetstillclevererthanthosewhopartakeinrugbyleague] October 31, 2004
The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.
Not as popular as rugby Union
Not as popular as rugby Union
by JJ May 29, 2004
Basically touch rugby with tackles. This is an amazing sport to watch if you are struggling to fall asleep, 5 minutes of this repetitive crap will even put an insomniac to sleep. For a more entertaining experience check out Rugby Union, where there is actually an interesting battle with strategy and variation. Rather than 5 tackles and kick for 80 minutes. zzzzzzz
The cure to insomnia.
Man: Doctor, I'm having trouble sleeping at night.
Doctor: Here, watch this 5 minute youtube video of Rugby League.
Man: ohh, I'm only 7 seconds in and I'm already feeling sleepy.
Man: Doctor, I'm having trouble sleeping at night.
Doctor: Here, watch this 5 minute youtube video of Rugby League.
Man: ohh, I'm only 7 seconds in and I'm already feeling sleepy.
by CureForInsomnia July 12, 2018