idf defender

someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves
A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?
by Shitastic December 26, 2004
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rugby league

A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.

To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...

Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as fat over there.

If you see a long spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.

at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings

the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting

Rugby league, the game played in hell.
by shitastic April 29, 2005
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father

The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault

me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
by shitastic October 09, 2004
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digital suicide

Deleting all or most of your information from the internet namely social networking sites such as your facebook, twitter, xanga accounts.
Rocky: Did you hear about Frederic's death?

Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.

Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.
by shitastic May 05, 2010
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Anyways

misuse of anyway, never the less, an excuse to change topics, fuck off mofo
male:hey there seksy sugar!
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...
by shitastic October 11, 2004
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drummer

Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist
A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!
by shitastic October 11, 2004
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try

equivalent to an american football touchdown, a try = 5 points during international games where a rugby player touches down the rugby ball in the opposition's end zone without a knockon dropping the ball forward, a try can be achieved by sliding through the grass and pass the tryline, kicked through to the endzone then touched down, mauled in similar to a ruck but a player carrying the ball is being driven forward, or a try can be achived simply by a player running through, around, under the opposition
1)I'm trying get a try but the more i try the less tries i get so i must try not to try to get a try

2)Forwards can't score a try even if they tried

3)The winger retired when the hooker scored more tries than him
by shitastic October 09, 2004
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