by Shitastic December 26, 2004
1. unable to function
2. shattered into pieces
3. unauthorized entrance
4. a word that has become a cliche in music
2. shattered into pieces
3. unauthorized entrance
4. a word that has become a cliche in music
1. viagra, a cure for the broken
2. Emoboy: my life is broken!! (after chipping his nail)
3. poll:would you rather have your house broken into than watch another nick & jessica prime time special?!
results: getting broken into wins hands down
4.a:can you help me find the song with the word broken, it sounds pretty good?
b:uh...which of the 9.9x10^99999999 songs are u talking about
<a closer look at mxtabs.net/google reveals the severe contamination of broken in songs/lyrics>
2. Emoboy: my life is broken!! (after chipping his nail)
3. poll:would you rather have your house broken into than watch another nick & jessica prime time special?!
results: getting broken into wins hands down
4.a:can you help me find the song with the word broken, it sounds pretty good?
b:uh...which of the 9.9x10^99999999 songs are u talking about
<a closer look at mxtabs.net/google reveals the severe contamination of broken in songs/lyrics>
by shitastic May 28, 2005
Deleting all or most of your information from the internet namely social networking sites such as your facebook, twitter, xanga accounts.
Rocky: Did you hear about Frederic's death?
Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.
Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.
Rosy: What do you mean Frederic died, he's sitting across from us.
Rocky: He committed digital suicide when he applied for a new job.
by shitastic May 05, 2010
A leading civilization where everything is made because of low wages (due to overpopulation hence unemployment) combined with high craftsmanship thus the reason why every major company invests in china as opposed to africa and india
Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)
Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Influenced basically all Asian countries: Japanese/Korean writing all have chinese characters, chopsticks used by Japan and Korea, many asians celebrates Chinese New Year (Lunar new year)
Chinese invented: gunpowder/fireworks,the first printing press, seismograph, decimal system, compass, writing, the first modern paper, spaghetti, iron casting, clock, first calculator(abacus), silk, umbrella, stirrup, kites(military communication) etc etc etc
Printing press came from China, but the westerners neglect that fact because the printing press only printed Chinese characters
The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)
When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her
The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again
China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely
Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac
Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures
The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
The British wanted Chinese inventions, thus killing many Chinese/forcing them to take opium in exchange for items (Opium War)
When western medicines failed to save my aunt, Chinese medicine revived her
The americans are afraid that China will outpace the rest of the world again
China, the only asian country that has yet to be annexed entirely
Those assholes keep dissing Chinese, but they are the ones rocking made in China versace and driving in China manufactured Cadillac
Even original buildings in Japan and Korean looks like Chinese infrastructures
The Japanese writes Japan in Chinese
by shitastic January 24, 2005
someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves
by Shitastic December 26, 2004
male:hey there seksy sugar!
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...
by shitastic October 11, 2004
Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist
A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!
by shitastic October 12, 2004