rubix cube

an amazingly complex and skillful toy that needs a great deal of stretegy and mind put into it....then the chinese came and killed it...

"did you see that movie, "pursuit of happiness"? Will Smith solved a rubix cube in only 1 scene! (about 5 minutes!!!)"
"...so? an average chinese can solve it in about 3.1415926 5358979323846 264338327950288419716939 9375105820974944592 seconds! or LESS!"

by dble_w June 18, 2008

rubix cube it

a strategy used to describe trying every possible option before giving up

Student - I really don't understand this math problem and I'm going to fail if you don't explain it to me! Please help me teacher!
Teacher - Just rubix cube it!

Student - Wow, thanks for all that help.....

by Wayyy February 7, 2010

rubix cube

realy fucking difficult

The rubix cube was frustrateing.

by 413x July 2, 2007

rubix cube

A child's toy that is a cube puzzle with 6 colors and rotating sides. Interestingly enough, Chuck Norris can eat and/or consume an unsolved Rubix Cube puzzle, and as it passes through his digestive tract becomes changed, and Chuck Norris therefore craps out the puzzle box solved.

Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and crap it out solved. By the way, he also eats rocks and shits lightning bolts; the digestive tract of Chuck Norris is a magnificent thing.

by Heero_Yuy July 5, 2007

rubix cube sex

sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.

girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night

friend: what?

girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube

by packerella April 22, 2009

Ruin Cubes

The act of freezing small chunks of excrement and then placing these frozen pieces into someone's drink.

Jackyl vomited when he discovered Meatwad put a put a few ruin cubes in his drink.

by -JACKYL- April 22, 2006

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

by true story! January 23, 2016