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Roswell

A moderately wealthy city in Northern Metro-Atlanta often mistaken by outsiders as the location of ufo sitings, when in reality, it's a bunch of teenagers driving jeeps and lifted trucks pretending to be redneck while blasting Migos.
Hey man where are you from?
I'm from Roswell, Georgia
Do you see a lot of UFO's there?
That's Roswell, New Mexico dumbass...
by Joshslader9234 June 28, 2018
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Roswellian

So advanced that it must have been derived from the reverse engineering of crashed/captured alien spacecraft, such as that said to have crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
That new classified U.S. spy plane is loaded with Roswellian technology.
by G. Speck July 31, 2006
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Rodwell

A rodwell is a word from old language meaning child, prepubescent, and try’s to be very thoughtful, the child may never hit puberty because of an terrible disease, summed up as a rodwell
Aweeee bless that young rodwell
by IAmNotARodwell June 17, 2019
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Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Greg Rowell

Going down on a female. Eating Pussy. Growl her out
Man, I would so love to go the Greg Rowell on her!!
by Foss81 May 10, 2022
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ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.
Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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J.Rocwell

A Rapper Known In the New Jersey/New York area, famous for his remake of danity kanes hit single " show stoppers" entitled "hop hoppin." This Rapper is also known for his new single Dr.pepper off his new album Balboa: The Rise oct. 2nd
J.Rocwell the rapper, www.jrocwell.com , www.myspace.com/jrocwell
by Johnny Jetson September 12, 2007
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