rotcock

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

Reticent

A demeanor by which the individual does not readily display their thoughts or feelings. This individual may make an excellent undercover government operative or ninja.

His reticent demeanor made him extremely difficult to read.

by Mizuno007 June 1, 2012

robichaud

a teacher who doesn't teach, but expects you to already know the answers to everything

dude, my new teacher is such a robichaud, I'm totally gonna fail this semester!

by JorgeMaldanado August 13, 2017

rosicate

American adaptation of Roman (Italian) slang word "Rosicare"

1) When the unquenchable feelings of frustration, jealousy, injustice are gnawing at you.

2) Arises in scenarios when you are missing out on something or when something annoying/bad happens to you that you had foreseen but could not control.

from the Italian verb : "Rosicare":

1) lit. to gnaw on something
ex. beaver gnaws on wood, dog gnaws on bone
2) used figuratively in Roman slang as described above.

1) You see your ex with the new boo. You called it. You're still single. You rosicate.

2) I'm rosicating because my friends went to Spain and I had to stay home.

by artemis11 March 13, 2017

Rotilt

To rotate a laptop on its Y-axis and tilt the laptop's screen until the display is adequately visible to all in the room. This is necessary due to the relatively restricted viewing angle of LCD screens, especially compared to their CRT counterparts.

Particularly used by groups of three or more people when watching video on a laptop screen.

James: Hey Cubby, could you rotilt the laptop - I can't see the film clearly!

Cubby: Sure, man, you're gonna see some damn impressive rotilting now!

Sam: Wow, Cubby, you're a good rotilter. I wish I could rotilt as well as you.

Vishal: You have a nice ass, Sam.

by PopEax February 26, 2008

reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

by theomelon May 3, 2021

Reticolo Reogracia

Word invented to troll people when they ask for the 100th time if there will be any tests on the next day. It's based on the Reticolo Geografico, the Italian word for Geographical Grid.

HOW TO USE IT

When someone asks if there will be any tests tomorrow, just say "yes, there will be a test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

A: Are there any tests tomorrow?
B: Yes, there will be an oral test on the Reticolo Reogracia.

by La mia persona March 9, 2021