rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.

You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.

by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012

Roster Stalk

Roster Stalking is useful when attempting to determine the name of a classmate with whom you have never spoken. It is performed by perusing the online roster of a class, and then typing those names into Facebook until you recognize the picture of the person you are trying to find. A useful tool, but can quickly devolve into creeping.

I dunno, better Roster Stalk her.

by smangin ben January 6, 2011

Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

Rosalee

An intelligent girl who is stubborn and likes to get her way. Her spontaneous and gorgeous nature lures guys in. Although sometimes she might act uninterested towards a guy doesn't necessarily mean she's not into him. She is a natural flirt who tends to be lustful, and prideful in ocassions. But all in all she's a very generous person who takes care of others. She is a person who accomodates according to the situation and is good at acting.

Wow she's being a Rosalee...but I love it

by vamps.o_o1 September 25, 2010

Restless Balls Syndrome

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

by Oolagah December 18, 2011

restless spirit

Restless spirits are characters who are constantly moving. They are the creative ones who rise against social conventions and stride their rocky path of new horizons. They are the singular producers of unheard of movements that flow out of their wanderlust hearts. They are the ones with the loudest voices drowned out by the currents of everyday sounds. They have rainbow smiles, fragmented black by wankers. They are you who craves new people, discovers new countries and feels new laughter. We are restless spirits who strive to connect the limitations of reality with the clouds of our thought abstraction. I am restless.

"We are all unknowingly restless spirits who have an infatuation with the depths of the enchanting other side, wandering backwards through normality to foreign homes..."

by Emily Wanderer March 30, 2016