rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.

Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.

by acelticsfan November 17, 2010

Osterfag

A philosophy major who is so gay and pretentious that even the other gay men can not stand them

Goddamn boy you are such an Osterfag. I can't stand you.

by pain-is-gain October 25, 2019

Rosterfish

P.C. word for Cock sucker

That cop is a real Rosterfish!

by ssmachinist August 24, 2009

Rasterfarian Bumper Squid

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.

Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!

by frank da tank the second September 25, 2010

Chezz Rosterfield

The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled.

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.

Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
Penny: What couldn't be done?
Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD!
Penny: WTF

by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021

Rasterfarianism

Smoking is very much involved.

Let's smoke this shit!

by Bob Marley March 10, 2003

rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.

Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?

by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008