Actually spelled "rochambeau".
Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.
Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.
Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
by RitterX January 7, 2006
Get the rowshambo mug.1) to kick or punch to the danglers, usu. proceeded by "swollen grapefruits."
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
2) phonetic French for "rock-paper-scissors." (The 3 friends roshamboed for the bill after wolfing down a humongous lunch at the local diner. The loser promptly paid without protest.
3) a sick game employed to determine possession of a desired object in dispute. The two individuals either punch or kick each other to the clackers until one party either succumbs to the pain and just simply
gives up, or falls to the ground. The individual who remains standing emerges victorious and wins the game and possession of the object sought after.
by weave March 26, 2003
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This move is very similar to a regular rochamblumpkin. What you do is convince a guy to give you a blumpkin. But before he begins sucking your dick, you piss in that faggot's eyes and kick him in his gay-ass nuts.
by Diamond Dallas Plescia March 31, 2005
Get the philly rochamblumpkin mug.A testing of one's strength. Particularly when two men square off and take turns kicking eachother in the testicles. Traditional rules dictate that the first one to fall down loses, thereby making the man who remains standing the victor. A hint to those participating: it is best to reserve the first turn for yourself.
by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003
Get the Roshombo mug.This is a mix between a blumpkinand a game of rochambeau. What you do, is convince a guy to give you a blumpkin, but before he begins sucking your dick, you kick that homo square in the nuts.
by Diamond Dallas Plescia March 30, 2005
Get the rochamblumpkin mug.A common trick to settle things. During an arguement, such as who gets the last pizza slice, one will say "Look, let's settle this. I'll Rochambeau you for it." When the other asks how one plays Roshambeau, the first says "Easy, I'll go first." The first player then kicks the other in the testicles as hard as possible while yelling "ROSHAMBEAU!" Then the guy who's balls aren't hurt runs off with the pizza and avoids the second guy while he's hurt.
"Dude, let's see who gets the last beer. I'll Roshambeau you for it."
"How do you Roshambeau?"
"Simple, I'll go first. ROSHAMBEAU!"
*crunch, psst, running*
"How do you Roshambeau?"
"Simple, I'll go first. ROSHAMBEAU!"
*crunch, psst, running*
by Alchemyprime December 20, 2008
Get the Roshambeau mug.It is a way to settle an arguement or to make a decision. Males alternate kicks in the nuts and the first one to fall loses.
Hutch foolishly agreed to rochambeau for the red sox tickets and consequently urinated blood for 2 weeks. In addition, he did not attend the red sox game due to complications of gonadal swelling.
by dddddd June 26, 2005
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