Rumpkin

The opposite of a blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed while taking a piss.

My dirty ex girlfriend Martina, loved give me a nice long rumpkin while I was taking a piss!

by Garbonzozo July 10, 2010

rumpkin

Rump-kin: a person who is a hobo type without attention or care to their appearance, hygeine;
A person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:A couch surfer

That guy driving the old car with a mattress tied to the roof wearing the yard sale ball cap is such a rumpkin!

by G. Stevens November 8, 2007

rumpkin

an ass the is plump and round like a pumpkin

Yo Hommy, check out the rumpkin on my honey. That baby has back!

by Marty MACFly November 1, 2004

rumpkin

a large black ass with it's own gravitational pull

she's got a rumpkin thats why i love her

by steffie&dan January 24, 2009

Rumpkin

A non consensual blumpkin.

The judge sentenced Jerry to 30 years in prison for making the man accept his rumpkin.

by Drgooner March 26, 2022

Rumpkin

The act of tossing someone’s salad while they are defecating in a toilet.

My girlfriend gave me a rumpkin while I was dropping a massive load on taco Tuesday.

by Rayman1215 June 19, 2022

Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023