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rooty toot insecure mother fucker 

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.
Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty 

A different, ney, better word for a gun.
(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"
The state of being in an earthy, relaxed, or nestled environment. A place of comfort where everything goes as usual, and mood is chill. Can also be associated with a level of experience or longevity. Sometimes even referred to as a sleepy, relaxed or relavitely calm type of high. Or some plain killer weed (ganja).
I am pretty rooty at this point, I am gonna say 'hello' to my couch, my sweatpants, and my kitchen.
Bob Marley has some rooty dreadlocks.
Check out the rooty house all tucked away back in the woods.
This is indeed some rooty herb, I would be proud to possess that.
Rooty by RootyRuss November 29, 2010

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! 

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.
1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason

rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty 

IHOP pancakes topped with whip cream, cherries, jams, jellies and every imaginable sweet and gooey thing.
Gimme the rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty, two links and a cup o' coffee, please.

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity 

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.
I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.
Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity by ch72is September 16, 2008