A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.
A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.
NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
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by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015
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referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.
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discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.
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discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.
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"yo man, I wanna dunk my cock deep into a slutbag tonight...maybe I'll just call one of my rolodex hoes"
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Anything possessing good or desirable qualities. Originated on an episode of The Ellen Degeneres Show where Ellen introduced the word to her guest Snoop Dogg. Later Snoop introduced the word to Conan O’Brien when he was a guest on an episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
The "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" is Rolodex
Snoop Dogg's cars are Rolodex
Four bowls in one session is DEFINATELY Rolodex
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by Kyle & Tracy March 16, 2005
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