Rollerskate

An extremely small car that has about as much engine power as a rollerskate.

"I can't believe you bought a rollerskate!"
"Yeah, well, it gets good gas mileage."

by mxscream November 6, 2014

bitch on roller skates

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.

In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009

Rollerskated

When one is killed in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by someone using Commando from a long ways away. The killer looks like they are "rollerskating" to the victim while doing a knife lunge.

WTF, I just got rollerskated by that faggot from 10 yards away. Fuck this game.

by jtturbo February 15, 2010

lollerskates

Rollerskates made out of ASCII art.

The ASCII characters keep falling off my lollerskates.

by ??^?? June 22, 2008

Rollerskatinghippo

A cartoon created in Dearborn Michigan in 2003. Rollerskatinghippo was created by Brian Adam and Greg. It's about this hippo who works at a cheesesandwhich factory...what more can I say.

Brent's favorite cartoon is rollerskatinghippo.

by B. Smith October 16, 2006

lollerskates

a word used when you laugh so hard you get lightheaded and you start to feel like you're gliding...like on roller skates =D

*random person says random hilarious joke*
person: lollerskates! XDDD

by smarticle, yo. March 15, 2009

lollerskates

A device similar to roller skates worn by ASCII stick figures to depict someone's total idiocity.

Someone tripped over <name>'s lollerskates while joining the chat.

by [GUNr]RocketGib July 4, 2006