Sexual attraction to rockets. Found most common in teenage degenerates who hide in their rooms, faint in Biology classes and bring axes into schools. If this disorder is identified, we recommend complete decombustion of this individual, to prevent further damage to others.
Fuck Greg. He has Rocketophilia. Let’s grab him by his rat tail and skin him alive, so he can’t harm our children.
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Did you SEE Nguyen's rocketcock in the showers!?!? I'll bet he's got a DAIRY worth of cheese growing in that foreskin!!
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Get the Rocketgobbler mug.Rocketman - verb; noun; Rocketman refers to taking a shit. Previously, a person with a great build up of poop inside the body has caused the person to prairie dog. When the build up becomes to great, one will run to the bathroom to take a poop. The pressure has become to large to hold in the terd and by the time the person pulls down their pants and turns to lay their ass cheeks on the seat, the shit is discharged with great velocity. This discharge is accompanied by a large fart of epic proportions, often thought to be the roar of a lion by surrounding people. The shit is not guaranteed to make it into the toilet. Upon completion of this act one will have fucking awesome feeling of accomplishment!
"I just rocketmanned the biggest shit ever!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"
"My rocketman just missed the toilet!"
"I just rocketmanned on my sister!"
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Get the Rocketdock mug.The RocketOwl or Rocket Owl is purportedly an owl-like cryptid that inhabits the universe. RocketOwl is usually described as a hybrid creature; a 50/50 cross between an owl and a small rocket ship.
RocketOwl’s appearance is similar to that of a short-eared owl. It has large black eyes, a big head, short neck, and broad, heavy wings. RocketOwl’s bill is short, strong, hooked and black. Its feathers and talons are made of cold steel. It is also said that the RocketOwl’s body, made of pure energy, is infinitely weightless.
Stories of the RocketOwl first emerged as a facet of Western popular culture in the 21st century. The tech and gaming community generally regard the elusive RocketOwl as a legend, given the lack of conclusive evidence.
There is one and only one RocketOwl however. No one knows its exact origins of this stealth rocket bird, but experts agree that the RocketOwl, while omnipresent, does not come from planet Earth. Some proponents say the nocturnal creature has always existed and humans have not discovered it until recently.
RocketOwl’s appearance is similar to that of a short-eared owl. It has large black eyes, a big head, short neck, and broad, heavy wings. RocketOwl’s bill is short, strong, hooked and black. Its feathers and talons are made of cold steel. It is also said that the RocketOwl’s body, made of pure energy, is infinitely weightless.
Stories of the RocketOwl first emerged as a facet of Western popular culture in the 21st century. The tech and gaming community generally regard the elusive RocketOwl as a legend, given the lack of conclusive evidence.
There is one and only one RocketOwl however. No one knows its exact origins of this stealth rocket bird, but experts agree that the RocketOwl, while omnipresent, does not come from planet Earth. Some proponents say the nocturnal creature has always existed and humans have not discovered it until recently.
by vdeng October 13, 2011
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