The smallest county in Texas is also home to some seriously stupid kids. In the High Schools 1/2 of the kids smoke weed and almost all of them leave High School non Virgins. The few black guys there are have the hottest white girls on their dicks at will. It is also impossible to find a hot girl who hasn't sent out nude pics. Every hot girl in the school (im talking to you RHHS) has some seriously hot nude pics. Good luck trying to thrive here if you are any religion besides christian. The word Jesus is in every other sentence that comes out of peoples mouths here. Did i mention Chuck Norris also live in this town? Not to sure what brought him here, the low perfect blend of city and country or the fine ass milfs that live here feeding off of their rich ass husbands. Located next to a large lake you can always count on the hot chicks of Facebook posting sexy Bikini pics on their boats. If you are intrested in this town do not move here. Our streets are falling apart from heavy traffic and we dont want anymore people moving in.
by kewl shmuel July 24, 2012
Get the Rockwall Texas mug.Rockwall High School, more like Cockwall. This is where you’ll find the most fake ass white bitches that use a fake tan as a personality trait and the guys will fuck you then leave you right after! But don’t worry about getting in a relationship, the boys will cheat on you like no other! The food at the school tastes like shit, grease will drip right off of your pizza! So yummy! If you go into a bathroom your bound to get a buzz from just being in there. Need to use the bathroom? No problem! Just be advised all the toilets will be clogged! We don’t have an off campus lunch but you’d think we do because everyone leaves anyways. The only good thing about Rockwall High School is that we do have school spirit!! JFND!!!
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A small town in Texas with bitchy girls, somewhat decent guys, lots of drama, a lake, really nice homes, lots of money, lots of drugs and drinking, and 2 high schools.
I live in Rockwall.
by Some girl in Rockwall June 18, 2008
Get the rockwall mug.A small town east of Dallas with 3 exits, none of which are usable because of the INSANE amount of people that live here. Trying to go anywhere on a Saturday is a complete clusterfuck of epic proportions. There is almost always a lane closure or wreck somewhere along the interstate (because rich white people constantly fuck with their phone while driving) that will add to your headache. Rockwall is a great place to live if you want to realize how soon you can hate a place that you just moved to and ultimately go back to Dallas.
by Jerral By-God Jones May 15, 2016
Get the Rockwall Texas mug.Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition
Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition
According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
Get the Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two mug.A town with a shit ton off stupid ass rich white girls and boys, that live off there daddy’s money. Half the girls look like Oompa Loompa's with their fake ass spray tans. Not to mention 90% of these skanks have the same fucking hair, bleached and dead. And don’t think that the boys are any better, they grew up with silver spoons but act like they’ve seen shit. Stop with the fucking mullets you white trash pieces of shit. Maybe instead of asking girls for hugs you should brush your damn teeth you dipshits. Teens at rockwall high school like to spend there time dinking around in the bathroom vaping and harassing the other kids in there who just needed to piss. Honestly I’d rather jump off the fucking roof of the damn school then have to hold a conversation with one of you vaping fucks. Screw all of y’all except the fraction of you with enough self respect to not put LED lights on your truck like the tiny penis boys do.
No need for an example everyone here probably lives in Rockwall Tx. Who the hell else gives a damn about this hell hole
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