RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: Shahnnaz had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! What a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

roadside-rhino

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.

Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.

by laysiege June 26, 2010

RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: at a rest stop i hope
Person 1: are u mad? Those are so disgusting!
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

Roadkill Pussy

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

roadside

Canadian teen slang for a girl who's "been there."

She's roadside, man!

by Mashplum September 2, 2006

roadside

Canadian slang for a woman who sleeps with many men and women.

The most attractive women happen to be roadside.

by K Joyce August 24, 2011