Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

riviting

when speaking to a girl and she responds with "riviting" you should immediately step it up or you will never get a second date.

coffee shop dwelling college guy: "I am experienced in all fields of computer science and just earned my doctorine for environmental studies so i can make a change in the world to curve the current heating trends throughout our planet's outer ozone layer"

cute gal: "riviting."

by filbert mclovin December 2, 2007

Rivering

A term in which can only be used when you are going with the flow of water, which can usually be done at a water park, or a river.

"I was rivering so fast down that water slide"
"I went rivering with my family at Green Valley River"

by Thomas Nguyen August 22, 2007

Rivering

Also a term which refers to shedding an incredible amount of tears capable of making a river. It is usually used when telling others about extremely sad things.

"Hey, did you read that Thorki fanfic I told you about?"
"Yes, and the feels were too much. I was rivering so hard, my poor babies."

by neverenoughsleep December 14, 2013

rainbow rivering

its when a boy named alex poops out of his genitalia region and eats it for breakfast EVERYDAY! ewwwww that is so gross!

OMG HE TOTTALLY RAINBOW RIVERED IN HIS PANTS!

ewww he totally is rainbow rivering

by silllly March 9, 2009

Rivering

Moving in confluence, especially when experiencing retreat alongside or upon flowing waters.

The women were rivering when they began to collaborate on a volume of poems about the Mississippi.

by Rivergirl June 13, 2012

Ravetingg

A word that is used to explain a party in habbo , an online community

Amy went to a great ravetingg

by BamitsAmy,x February 1, 2009