Rittenhouse

To be found innocent of self defense by a jury and have media slander you

You have been found rittenhoused

by MissMoss November 20, 2021

Rittenhouse

When one fucks around then promptly finds out.

Rioter, "My arm, he shot my arm!"

Random guy, "Dude! You got Rittenhoused!"

by Ausher November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse

1. Free as fuck.

2. Innocent.

3. Not guilty.

Guy 1: Did you smoke the last of my weed?

Guy 2: nah, dawg. I'm Rittenhouse up in here.

by Rastathewhite November 21, 2021

Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 18, 2021

Rittenhouse

A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.

by IvyCruz November 11, 2021

Rittenhouse

The process of taking a shit.

I just took a huge Rittenhouse!

by takingashit June 22, 2017

Rittenhouse

Verb

To Rittenhouse is to approach an already volatile situation with ill intent and murder someone under the guise of self defense.

I'm about to rittenhouse these filthy libtards

by That nilla November 20, 2021