ripped jeans

defines a lesbian

dam she got them ripped jeans shes gay!

by anonymous July 4, 2022

ripped jeans

a knock-off cover group based off of new jeans

"guys have you heard of ripped jeans"
"no who tf are they"
"oh."

by mailexkeixjazlynwearecool August 21, 2023

pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Brand New Ripped Jeans

brand new ripped jeans is used when beatboxing and it is a term for skaters

*cool beatboxing* brand new ripped jeans *cool beatboxing again*- jon mud

by Cobson The Great October 17, 2025

Ripped knee jeans

Ripped jeans around the knee are highly fashionable at the moment. However a lot of people do not realise it represents that the wearer is used to getting on their knees regularly to perform blow jobs, hence why the knee area tends to be worn out.

Wow awesome Ripped knee jeans, we should get to know each other over a coffee

by jonny singh April 12, 2017

Jean Ripper

A boner so big and hard that you feel like your jeans are gonna get ripped.

Guy 1: Alright, I saw Dan's 19 year old model sister in the shower yesterday, I got such a jean ripper!

Guy 2: Nice one.

by Don'tKnowWhatNameToChoose July 23, 2010