when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
by Auz March 5, 2008
Get the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp mug.An individual who chooses cell phone ringtunes that do not typically reflect his/her outward appearance. In the wild, RingMasters can be found in movie theatres, libraries, shopping malls and other public places where inappropriate monotone music would be an anomaly and therefore initiate awkward stares and giggles.
Eyeing her from across the room, Benjamin straightened his tie and mustered the courage to approach Catherine and introduce himself. As he began to speak, his cell phone began playing “Promiscuous Girl” at volume level 9 signalling to Catherine that this Ringmaster was not what he seemed.
by Bob Zouganaugh November 5, 2008
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ICP's second Joker's Card which features a very kick-ass gold clown with long, sharp claws and a top hat. It came after Carnival Of Carnage and before The Riddle Box.
If someone made a black sweatshirt with The Ringmaster on the front instead of The Riddle Box, I'd totally buy it.
by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004
Get the The Ringmaster mug.The anniversary date of a wedding engagement. Could also be the date when a promise ring was given. Similar to ringversary.
Hubby: Happy Ringaversary!
Wifey: Aw honey, it's was four years ago when we got engaged!
Both: Smooch!
Wifey: Aw honey, it's was four years ago when we got engaged!
Both: Smooch!
by Ben M. P. February 13, 2009
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When someone's cellphone rings at an inappropriate time (ex: in class, at the movies, during church, at a funeral, etc.); interruption by cellphone ringtone.
by Erik Koepnick September 24, 2007
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Person 2: yeah son, that dude be posting some real nigga shit on twitter
Person 2: yeah son, that dude be posting some real nigga shit on twitter
by Coolie High Fooly November 30, 2011
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