the ringles

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo

The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Ringles

the extreme feeling of discomfort caused by a third party doing something embarrassing - also know as vicarious embarrassment. Symptoms may include, sudden and uncontrollable rectal tightening, wincing, premature ejaculation, and liver failure.

Every time Sara opens her dumb fucking mouth in public I get the ringles.

by UnclePigFat December 23, 2009

ringette player

The hottest female athletes

"You see that thicc girl over there? She must be a ringette player"

by ferdababy April 14, 2020

ringle

A combination of "ringing" and "strangling" someone or something with a large amount of pressure.

Tilo says : I hate roosters in the morning, i'm gonna ringle them all! and eat them for dinner.

Wakkawakkawakka - Holy shit! poor roosters!

by Yoelakazam & Wiggazard May 11, 2008

Ringler

That single onion ring waiting for you at the bottom of Burger King's fries.

I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.

by Grug The Just November 17, 2010

ringle bell

When your in church, and a dingleberry slides out of your pant leg right when the bells start to chime. You then pick it up and put it up your vagina.

Laura had a major ringle bell down at the lutherin yesterday.

by limby October 24, 2008

ringledangdorf

When Jimmy Savile snatches your wig

Oh my god Kasey!!! Ringledangdorf!!

by Heyguysitsnicolexxl April 3, 2018