Ringpiece

rectum (chiefly British)

Last night I had a curry for me tea, and this morning, me ringpiece was like a Caribbean sunset.

by Julie October 24, 2003

ringpiece rutter

an uphill gardener, whoopsie

The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Ringpiece

The exit from the anus, a small brown hole

"This evening, Carla, I will penetrate your ringpiece"

"if you continue pointing that camera in my direction I swear I will shove up your ringpiece"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Ringpiece

sphincter, aresehole, asshole

my ringpiece is chaffing, i have a chapped ringpiece

by dean knowles August 16, 2003

ringpeice

The ungodly rectal iris that dwells in the deep dark centre of the ass crack.

when one shits, the turds fall from the behind the ringpeice.

by Jofra May 23, 2004

Ringpiece Raider

A man who makes sex with another man. (UK Slang)

Gay 1: Turd burgling your way to poo piracy?
Gay 2: Up your batty, you queer little ringpiece raider!
Both Gays: Up the bum, no harm done! *Giggles*

Hetro: That's so fucking gay, stop being gay.

by Lexical Sodomy May 16, 2008