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Rike's Dicktheory

The Rike's Dicktheory defines the phenomenon of a thot that will seek dick around her environment and finds it by the biggest beanpole with no testicles.
"Aye you heard of that Thot's boyfriend?"

"Yeah, he's such a nerd"

"They be living that Rike's Dicktheory."

"I always knew that law is applying irl"
by aaskyblue April 25, 2018
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Rike

A Rike is quite rare to find. But if you‘ve found one you can see yourself as the luckiest person in the world :) She‘s smart, eloquent and has a great sense of humour. She’s an introvert but with the right people around she can also be a lil crackhead. She has a cool fashion sense and she has too many interests that completely take over her life and lead to many many heart attacks👀

(And she makes drinking noises which are very unangenehm.)
TmeA ~Rike
by 🦭 November 20, 2021
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Stoopid ppl that type urbans like mervi or rike

STOOPID PPL THAT TYPE URBANS LIKE MERVI OR RIKE ARE NO BRAIN SMALL PPS
by MRVI SPXDEZ February 6, 2021
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Rike

Rike is ultimately weird and 100% a weirdo but but but but he gave me a free pika :). So in return he should edit my videos thanks and have a scrumptious day :) :) :)
Rike should edit my videos :)
by NotAfue203 February 24, 2022
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Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.
"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."
by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024
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