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ride the bull 

the process of doing someone doggy style in front of a window while a friend hides somewhere in the room. Sometime in the middle of fucking, the man that's fucking his trick pulls out and lets his buddy in without the hoe knowing. He runs around to the other side of the window, yells "Surprise!", and sees how long his buddy can "ride the bull".
My best friend Joe had the hots for my woman so I let him ride the bull.
ride the bull by Crazy Capps May 23, 2008
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Ride the Bull 

Just the coolest thing to say nowadays!!! badicker
Hey i talk to you later...Ride The Bull!!!!! Yeeeeehaaaaa!!!
Ride the Bull by Insane V April 2, 2004

About to ride the bull 

i.e., when a bull sees red, it gets angry.

Me: How was your day, baby?
My girlfriend: Shut up. I'm sorry. I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I don't know. I want ice cream.
Me: Whoa, I guess you're about to ride the bull, huh?

the spiced bull ride 

A sex position in which you wear a hot sauce covered condom and have rough anal sex and try to hold on as your partner thrashes around.
Why’d you and Jessica break up?
Because she wanted to spice up the bedroom she thought role play I thought the spiced bull ride.

ride the bullet train 

when you could do one of two things: either face the consequences or put a gun to your head and snuff it.
Joey: What do you think I should do?

Frank: Well, you could either go to jail for 7 years and do your time or ride the bullet train.

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”