When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl last night and she was so wet when she came she shot my load back and it stuck to the wall
Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'
by Fitz April 9, 2003
An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)
(while watching swap.avi)
by k0nfl1ct November 22, 2010
When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.
by southernkrusade October 31, 2010
When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.
We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...
by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016
After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.
I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!
by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006
Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!
by ThePancakeLord33 February 21, 2016