Returning some Videotapes

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy)

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter

"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"

by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023

Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

rank return

Returning something that was left at your house by first having a bowel movement in it and then throwing it at the door of the owner's house.

I found your missing glove on my couch so I rank returned it.

by brewster726 March 25, 2013

Somehow Palpatine Returned

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.

"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

by anakingoatwalker February 23, 2022

Return to Forever

An amazing boundary-pushing, genre-breaking band that emerged in the 70's and currently(2010) consists of Chick Corea on keys, Stanley Clarke on the low ends, Al Di Meola on the axes, and Lenny White on the Percussion. They are considered a super group and are an influence of many popular artists of today, in all spectrums of music.

Return to Forever is LEGENDARY

by Leif eryksson November 27, 2010