Retired

A euphemism for retarded, as gosh is a euphemism for God and darn is a euphemism for damn.

"I think she might be retired."

by Skalator June 8, 2009

retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.

I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.

by punkybruster17 July 11, 2010

Retired

the one time in your life that you actually get a break.

Yay im retired time to sleep for the next 15 years.

by reeeeeeee.exe October 2, 2019

retired

-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)

-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.

-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it

by nicole April 20, 2004

retired

The feeling of being both tired and retarded at the same time. The feeling usually occurs at work on a Monday after binge drinking all weekend.

"Holy crap, I am so retired."
"Dude, seriously you are freakin' retired!"

by Maweasal February 29, 2008

Retirement

Retirement is viewed as "a time of happiness" by 82% of people in Britain - much higher than the global average.

I think that i will really enjoy my retirement

by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006

retire

To leave an established Internet forum (usually after getting annoyed with the influx of n00bs) and join a fledgling alternative forum to talk bollocks and moan about life, the universe and everything.

He couldn't stand the n00bs asking which chip is better, so he decided to retire.

by TheBrit March 7, 2005