Retch Retch

noun.: When the female is giving the male head. She makes a small insinuation in the guys scrotum. She then proceeds to drink orange juice and spit it into the males scrotum. She tapes up the Hole and saves it for later.

Adjective.: A nickname inferring that that person is gay, waste of time and/or has a sick mind. Basicly that person is a fagot.

That crazy bitch game me a retch retch.

My sack still hurts for that retch retch your mom gave me.

Your such a retch retch.

by 2 First Names July 31, 2009

Butt Retching

Butt Retching

verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

Rim Retch

The act of giving your loved one a rim job, then finding bits of toilet paper stuck in their corn-hole, and it making you so sick that you puke in their ass

"Last night I when I was pleasuring Roscoe, I rim retched because he didn't properly wipe"

by I_Went_There October 23, 2008

right retching

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.

I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching

by Frisky John September 21, 2006

dry retch

When you try to vomit but there's nothing in your stomach, and hence you aren't able to vomit anything up.

I had a dry retch this morning. It was awful, I couldn't sick anything up!

by SteelRattus September 19, 2009

fully retched up spedmaster

there is something really really wrong with the person,retarded

omfg ur a fully retched up spedmaster

by james simpson July 7, 2006

poor retched individual

How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.

Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!

by QuacksO March 4, 2025