Retawd

Somone who is proud of graduating from high school; says things like "the class of 2007 rules!"

"That retawd be assistant managin' at Taco Bell with his fancy high school diploma & shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 8, 2006

Retarget

that dumb store that sells almost everything, especially, totally retarded clothese

hey, y'alls wanna go over to retarget and try on some panties?

by Treighz December 16, 2007

retawd

How a retard says retard.

hi, guyz im not a retawd, i is a mawine.

The foo n da pwoud da mawines.

by Steve Owens September 4, 2003

retargument

a completely ridiculous argument, that in retrospect can only be defined as retarded.

"why didn't you park in that spot"
"Because I thought we'd walk back after eating for some exercise"
"But, we'll have all the bags from shopping"
"What difference does it make?" "Honestly?"

"this is stupid, I'm not going to have another retargument with you."

by Christal Hawkins April 12, 2008

Retawesome

1.) Having qualities that are both retarded and yet awesome or awesome and yet retarded.

2.) Anything that does not function or look as it should, but is still fantastic in its own right.

That belly flop off the high dive was retawesome.

All drinking games are retawesome.

Any movie by Chris Farley is retawesome.

by Phomier March 11, 2009

retawded

Something close to spectacular or great. Originally from South Baton Rouge jargon.

Ex. My vacation to Cuba was retawded!

by Kent Clark December 6, 2018

Retagious

Something which is retardedly contagious.

When someone is sleep deprived they leak their retardedness, thus being retardedly contagious or retagious.

by kari89 March 2, 2010