Retarticle

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

Revtastic

A car that looks or sounds fantastic.

"Woah did you hear that car, it was revtastic".

by Jag and Egemen August 8, 2021

Retistic

Someone who reads the opposite way

Wow he is reading backward he Retistic

by Retire Ret April 6, 2022

ryetastic

to be so drunk on rye that you will do just about anything or anyone and hope that you dont remember what happend (sorry guys)

i was so ryetastic i dont remember what happend last night

wisers dose not make you wiser it just makes you ryetastic

i was so ryetastic that i woke up this morrning and shit out a full set of teeth
they looked well maintained thou

by lanoliam licker April 1, 2009

retarticals

molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things

"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "

by jeff raz May 3, 2010

Retistic

Retarded and autistic

That guy is retistic

by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019

Reamstick

A long hard object used to fuck something incredibly painfully. This is usually done so in the anus or some other unconventional pore such as the eye socket or ear. A reamstick can be anything ranging from a lead pipe to an abnormally sized penis.

I was disappointed with the size of his Australian penis but it didn't matter once he got his reamstick from a the drawer next to the bed.

Victim fucked to death in the eye with this man's reamstick.

by The Brolaxitator December 24, 2012