Résumeme

(n.) an additional résumé when applying for jobs in social media/ digital marketing that showcases memes and other original content

Interviewer: This is an impressive résumé, do you have anything else you'd like to show us?
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit

by NearlyOutOfMilk June 2, 2017

résumé

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

Resurrect the joint

Lighting up a joint that has been unlit.

Alfy smokes up slow; hence his friend has to resurrect the joint.

by 5Dboys March 3, 2017

Resafe Joinly

When in a motorvehicle race, if you go outside of the white line indicating track limits, it's your responsiblity to Resafe Joinly.

What's meant to be said is: Rejoin Safely.

Rejoining safely means waiting besides the track for a gap in racing traffic to get back on the track without disturbing anyone's race.

"If you're going to race by the letter of the law, you're now outside of tracklimits and it's up to him to resafe joinly." - Jimmy Broadbent in the video: My Driving Got Shamed on Reddit (4:16)

by aYoutubeUser January 30, 2023

dick-to-mouth resuscitation

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

by christzak December 9, 2008

Resume Stain

A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.

My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.

by 123456789anonymous June 15, 2011

resuming handshakes

One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021