resuf

The most intense place in the world. In Southern Califorina, Kids in the resuf run wild. Most kids in the resuf tend to do weed, and some even cocaine and heroin at very young ages. Adults are too oblivious to do anything. Finding a virgin in the resuf that's attractive is like finding a needle in the ocean. But everyone loves it! The ideal chill california lifestyle.

Hey are you going to that huge party tonight? Supposed to be sick.

No, I'm going to chill in the resuf.

Shit, that's intense! Take me!

Sorry, you're not resuf status.

Bummer :( I guess I'll just go to that lame El Cajon party.

Dats right niggggaaaaa!

by RESUFHOMIE January 30, 2009

resus fetish

A fetish for things such as CPR, Defibrillation, and other forms of resuscitation. Someone who has a resus fetish might roleplay with a shocking tool, or do mock CPR on their partner, or have it done on them.

Hey, want to do some resus roleplay? I have a resus fetish.

by Bread Fetish May 14, 2017

Resurrection High School

This is an all girls catholic high school. The tuition here is so much but that doesn’t matter because parents here are so naive. There’s no diversity here everyone is strictly caucasians. Girls here are wild. All they care about is oc’s, drinking, vaping, and hooking up with pats and dons boys. Rumors here spread like wild fire. Everyone hates each other even if their best friends. You want to kill you self 24/7 but lowkey love the school at the same time. Go bandits!

Caleb- Where do you go to?
Madison- resurrection high school

Caleb- I go to pats, want to hook up?
Madison- omg ofc!

by So relatable June 1, 2018

resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

resurrected

It means to be brought back to life.

brought back to life (resurrected).
He was resurrected by a woman.

by teko and shadow and peepers April 29, 2010

resume

it's a document with which the employer cleans his ass after you leave it with him,generally after an interview

leave your resume on the desk,i'll take a look at it

by vil v January 29, 2010