Respiratory therapist

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

by JennOwens August 11, 2008

Respiratory Therapist

A medical professional thats has more brains than a nurse (such as pinky compared to the brain) and more comman sense(cents) than a doctor has in their bank

patient: can i talk to someone who knows what to do around this hospital?

nurse: let me go get the respiratory therapist

by RT MV July 8, 2010

jock strap respiration

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.

Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."

Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.

by ASR June 1, 2006

resinator

A chamber found usually in metal pipes which can hold some marijuana, which collects resin when you smoke out of the pipe, the longer you wait the more potent the weed is thats left in the chamber, usually takes a few days if not a week really depends on how much you smoke out of the resinated pipe.

Yo foo stick some shake in the resinator then will smoke it later and get fucked up

by buddahfied September 16, 2008

respirate

v. type of deep breathing one does after strenuous exertion; speech is impossible, facial colour is poor, and pursuing footsteps can often be heard.

............................

I ...gotta ... respirate.

Respirate! Not now! You can respirate on the other side of that fence.

by gnostic1 September 20, 2011

Erotic Respiration

Calling someone over the phone and breathing into the receiver in a sexual manner.

"Anthony called me last night, tried some Erotic Respiration on me."

*picks up the phone* "Hello?" "HUFFHUFFFHUFFOHBABEH!" "Bye."

by the mighty nexy February 25, 2011

Cellular respiration

What our nutty British science teacher tried teaching us for 50 months.. and we all flunked the test with our tiny donkey brains

Halllooo dear explain what cellular respiration is ! Me: uhh a tea flavor??

by HHi kdkfmdfdmrk February 28, 2020