Most real estate agents. They are salesman, who make money only when people buy and sell real estate, but they will try to tell you that they are your friend, helping you to get your little piece of the American Dream.
someone: My agent said that now is a great time to buy!
someone else: Umm, of course he did. He's a realtwhore.
someone else: Umm, of course he did. He's a realtwhore.
by iceweasel September 10, 2009
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That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.
by The pickle jar July 6, 2010
Get the Dick realtor mug.The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.
by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010
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Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
by Urban Source March 13, 2009
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by E. K. Johnson December 20, 2007
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Get the result mug.A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.
Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.
by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011
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