(n.) an additional résumé when applying for jobs in social media/ digital marketing that showcases memes and other original content
Interviewer: This is an impressive résumé, do you have anything else you'd like to show us?
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit
by NearlyOutOfMilk June 2, 2017
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2. Tits.
2. Tits.
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man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
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a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
by Iain1977 April 15, 2008
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a word emily made up when she was high, exclaiming happiness or excitement. sort of like saying "yay." said in some sort of weird accent.
"REMUMFKULIE! i love brownies."
by emilyisreallycool April 6, 2008
Get the remumfkulie mug.A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.
My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.
by 123456789anonymous June 15, 2011
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verb.
1. To restore to humans the sense of self-hood and individuality; to recognize and respect the inherent dignity due to human beings after they have been dehumanized. Coined by the organization Rehumanize International in 2017.
verb.
1. To restore to humans the sense of self-hood and individuality; to recognize and respect the inherent dignity due to human beings after they have been dehumanized. Coined by the organization Rehumanize International in 2017.
The civilians destroyed by war were rehumanized once a society of peace came about and understood their right to not be deemed "the enemy."
The unborn were rehumanized as their rights were finally taken seriously, decades after being stripped of them.
The unborn were rehumanized as their rights were finally taken seriously, decades after being stripped of them.
by GrungeWillNeverDie November 16, 2017
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
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I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.
There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.
I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.
There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.
by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009
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