One of the two major political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It was founded by the great Abraham Lincoln, but is now the cult of President Trump.
They believe in gun rights, patriotism, lower taxes, a free market and closed borders. Also, a lot of them are white, men, don't have a college degree, are evangelical Christians or live in rural areas, or a combination of these factors.
They believe in gun rights, patriotism, lower taxes, a free market and closed borders. Also, a lot of them are white, men, don't have a college degree, are evangelical Christians or live in rural areas, or a combination of these factors.
Person 1: I don't really believe in God...
Member of The Republican Party: Omg! How could you say hat! That's so evil! Abortion is murder! You snowflake!
Member of The Republican Party: Omg! How could you say hat! That's so evil! Abortion is murder! You snowflake!
by thecrazycatten March 28, 2020
A conservative political party in the United States that represents the interests of 1 percent of the population, which also happens to be the richest people in the country. They have managed to create a mass base of support that consists of over one half of the U.S. population by duping them into believing they also represent their interests, when in fact they don't give a shit about the poor, blacks, minorities, women, and anything and everything that has to do with making life pleasant for everyone else.
by fuck you bush March 03, 2006
A large collection of monkeys, disguised as politicians, that occasionally might write/say something moderatly intelligent.
More often, however, they elect the dumbest and richest monkey as their representative, speak incoherent nonsense that MIGHT have the word "democracy" in it (if they can pronounce it) to sway the populous, and enjoy watching their country crumble faster than George Bush in an interview with big words.....
Essentially, your unfriendly neighborhood village idiots, with nice suits.
More often, however, they elect the dumbest and richest monkey as their representative, speak incoherent nonsense that MIGHT have the word "democracy" in it (if they can pronounce it) to sway the populous, and enjoy watching their country crumble faster than George Bush in an interview with big words.....
Essentially, your unfriendly neighborhood village idiots, with nice suits.
Person with IQ over 125: Why would you vote for the Republican Party when their only concern is to remain in power?
Person with IQ of 100: Hmmm, you're right, there is something fishy about them......
Person with IQ of 80: I think I get more money out of it..
Person with IQ of less than 65: They asked me to join, thats why!
Person with IQ of 100: Hmmm, you're right, there is something fishy about them......
Person with IQ of 80: I think I get more money out of it..
Person with IQ of less than 65: They asked me to join, thats why!
by I love lamp...... September 22, 2012
A group of old white knuckle draggers who think fondly of times when women and minorities were subjugated and destroying the environment is a good thing.
The Republican Party is proposing legislation to roll back regulation on the coal industry. Thank God for that, I don't live in Coal Country but I will be able to enjoy the pollution it creates.
by Confortably Numb October 04, 2018
by author October 05, 2006
Ain't no party like a Republican Party because a Republican Party don't stop....until underage boys are solicited.
by captain not a homo October 18, 2006
A political party started in the 1860s. They were the second party set on ending slavery. The Irony is that They are now holding up the confederate flag of the same group that their people fought against in the 1860s.
by oi hu u bloody luking at skank May 12, 2021