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gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
by cracky March 1, 2003
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Religatard

1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.

Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?

Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
by Thinking Human May 31, 2011
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Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.
Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !
by Dave July 11, 2003
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Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.
by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017
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monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta
1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"
by Dabito February 23, 2011
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net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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self reliance

Self reliance is an art

its when you can survive on your own without help

it makes you feel good about yourself
"Hey man how you been"
"great just spent a week in the forest with only a knife, I killed a deer ate its meet raw and used its hide and carcass as shelter and clothes. Then I had to fend of a bear with my barehands"

"dude thats awesome, you need some major self reliance for that, It also explains the missing arm."
by Rocket Pig skateboards December 15, 2013
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