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Religatard

1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.

Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?

Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
by Thinking Human May 31, 2011
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religitard

A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.

The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.

Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."

Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
by phillydriter April 18, 2010
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religtard

people who can't understand reasoning because of their religious belief.
Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"
by trippinbawls September 19, 2013
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Redlighten

Being enlightened by the wisdom of the bumper stickers on the car in front of you at a red light.
I was totally redlightened today when I read that Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.
by littlediamond May 14, 2010
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Redlight Charlie

A guy, usually in a big truck that is too big for his own good, that perpetually speeds up to a red light with no rhyme or reason.
Hey, check out that Redlight Charlie over there.

John doesn't care about gas, he'll Redlight Charlie all the way home.
by El Turd Face September 4, 2013
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Religitology

A religion made by a bunch of high guys.
My friend made a cult called The New Nazi and declared religitology as our religion.
by Weee are da miners my friends November 13, 2018
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religitics

a belief system in which politics and religion are inseparably connected; when a change in political beliefs is no longer the same religion, and a change in the religious beliefs is no longer the same politics (portmanteau of religion + politics); pejorative: a loony nutcase who adheres to religitics can also be called "a religitic" (portmanteau of religious + lunatic)
Like all orthodox religions, the Christian Right is more religitics than pure religion.
by Danstrom August 11, 2010
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