by destro8165 April 7, 2009
Get the Relaxerbate mug.It is when you give your friends or family an excuse to get out of something by saying you need to relax, then go beat it.
Girlfriend: Heyy lets go shopping tomorrow! :)
Boyfriend: umm no i need to relax..
"Hey dude lets go fishing today"
"not today, i need to relaxtabate"
Boyfriend: umm no i need to relax..
"Hey dude lets go fishing today"
"not today, i need to relaxtabate"
by LBD21 April 29, 2010
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You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating
by Because we're retarded May 22, 2017
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