Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

by destro8165 April 7, 2009

relaxtabate

It is when you give your friends or family an excuse to get out of something by saying you need to relax, then go beat it.

Girlfriend: Heyy lets go shopping tomorrow! :)

Boyfriend: umm no i need to relax..

"Hey dude lets go fishing today"
"not today, i need to relaxtabate"

by LBD21 April 29, 2010

relaxturbating

Being in such a calm state, you decided to masturbate.

You: So how was your weekend?
Your friend: Really chill, there was nothing to do so I was relaxturbating

by Because we're retarded May 22, 2017