Red Tide

the worst time to eat a girl out.

Hell no!!!!!, I ain't eating you out when the red tide is arround.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Red Tide

A golden shower with a beautiful red tinge resulting from blood in the urine. Often caused by excessive running, urinary tract infections, or the occasional kidney punch.

"Bro, thanks for the kidney punch yesterday, my girl loved the red tide I gave her tonight."

by Bddurden August 23, 2011

Surfing the Red Tide

The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.

John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."

by Eduardo Cullena January 8, 2009

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

Blumpkin Red Tide

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea

just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face

by another new guy December 10, 2008

Clam Diggin on Red Tide

Fisting a woman who is having her period

Theres nothin more fun than clam diggin on red tide.

by -{kIng}of[the]jewZ= July 25, 2011

Red Tide Slide

When 2 lesbians are oiled up and one or both are having that "time of the month" and slide off each other during the act of 69

My lesbian coworker got hurt after an red tide slide last night

by Juggernaut 69 June 29, 2021