Rectalosis

A shitty outlook on life.

John suffers from a serious case of rectalosis

by Brad W3144 July 22, 2015

Paranoid Rectitus

A mental disorder characterized by people thinking that everyone else thinks they are shittyl

One who suffers from Paranoid Rectitus might say..."You're OK but everyone thinks I'm a shit."

by av84fun June 28, 2012

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 28, 2021

Sunil (Bagie rectimus)

A rare species of badger found in the ancient British woodland, an unusually dirty species with a rotund snout and a penchant for blackberry's. His mating season is an exercise in frustration and futility due to his unfortunate features. During the mating season Sunils are often found copulating with flowering shrubs mistaking them for female badgers. The characteristic clicking during copulation can be heard throughout the forest often accompanied by a violent shril bleeting; reminiscent of a bumgasm.

The mating ritual can last in excess of 48hrs due to the Sunhils flamboyant and arrogant displays. He often freezes during intercourse especially if he catches his reflection in nearby puddles resulting in spontaneous ejaculation having been overcome by badgery ecstasy.

The dirty sunil badger should be approached with caution especially if acompanied by young children due to his somewhat perculiar and dangerous compulsion to assume the role of a Mighty Duck...and mount them.

Sunil (Bagie rectimus):
"Darling, that damn sunil badger has ravaged my flowering shrubs with his naughty little bottom...again!"

"Mummy that dirty badger just wee'd milk on my face...can we keep him?"

by Sunil sponsors January 14, 2009

Reptilious

A noun; To slander or abuse a person who has commited an act of bluder. Commonly accociated with small people who happens to wear clothes with a "Plastic-Gangsta'": Wu-Tang; and other ridiculous "try-hard" People and brands like that. Also, people who have a tendacy to annoy the piss out of any good citizen... yes, that annoying next-door neighbour who stays up till 5 in the goddamn morning playing that Phucj'in Country music shite, and revving their car till it explodes; Also known as "Bogans"

"Man, look at that reptilious cunt, he's hell stinging of that old bloke."
"Yeah, that old guy should smack him one. Fuckin' lepah."

by Wes-Ninja-XII February 6, 2005

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

reptilious

(Adj.) In a way that shows supernatural physical or mental prowess, like out-of-this-world.

Example 1:
In a reptilious performance the goalkeeper saved 4 penalties in a row, taking his team to the Grand Final!

Example 2:
That reptilious kid! He memorized 100 new Spanish words in just 1 day!

Example 3:
A: Once when I was younger I had to stay awake for 48 hours nonstop working on a school project.
B: Wow! That was reptilious man!

by Marcel Gomez December 6, 2022