resume

it's a document with which the employer cleans his ass after you leave it with him,generally after an interview

leave your resume on the desk,i'll take a look at it

by vil v January 29, 2010

Résumeme

(n.) an additional résumé when applying for jobs in social media/ digital marketing that showcases memes and other original content

Interviewer: This is an impressive résumé, do you have anything else you'd like to show us?
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit

by NearlyOutOfMilk June 2, 2017

résumé

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

Resume Stain

A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.

My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.

by 123456789anonymous June 15, 2011

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009

show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010

Reasmeiy

Ray of light; the eternal child, the goddess of beauty, the mother of creation, Queen of Cambodia, the fortunate one, the first female president and liberator of Modern day Cambodia. She walks in anger, beauty, courage, grace, hell, humility, love, pain, and truth. She is the cosmic woman. She is the true meaning of life. Reasmeiy is the protector of Cambodia.

To know Reasmeiy is to experience life in all its form.

by Kolapangkor February 5, 2010