realtorize

to take said home with character and whitewash and sterilize it to fit the realtor / investor re sale needs

The house once had beautiful hardwood floors and beautiful wood trim until it was realtorized.

by Bad Brass April 30, 2021

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020

Realtor

a person who sales houses not to beconfused with a person who is REAL!

Tiny Said Princess was a realtor for trying to act redneck.(incorrect

The Realtor Sold a house today! (correct)

by somewhere over the rainbow January 15, 2008

Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

Sexy Realtor

An attractive Real Estate Agent, male or female.

I had a Sexy Realtor show me homes in the suburbs.

by Sey Realty December 1, 2009